Dipsomaniac: A Drunken Opus
(Title stolen from a free 8Bit Cynics album) “I’ve noticed you’ve been drinking a lot lately,” my mother finally got up the courage to ask. After …
Part II (The Numbers Game)
Entry title stolen from Bad Religion Today officially begins Donald JockStrapSuckster Trump’s tenure as the most powerful being in the known universe. I’ve spent …
Mutiny
( Title suggested in a song by William Elliot Whitmore ) Goodness help us, it’s inauguration day for the 45th president of the United …
White Trash (2nd Generation)
(Title stolen from Bad Religion’s absolutely brutal first album) What class are you? If you’ve ever heard this question it’s probably only been once …
Culture Cry Wolf
Believe it or not, title stolen from a band! How we talk and think about emotions is an offense to feelings. We say we’re; …
Bizarre Love Polygon
(Title stolen from New Order and beaten into submission) Apparently, the bondage of wedlock is a holy, unbreakable institution – that might shatter and …
Marriage Is Gay
(Tital stolen form Doug Stanhope) As one might imagine, my last post called many generous souls from the (ivory) woodwork to grant me a …
Sex: The Meaning of Life
Of all the things you’ll ever do in your life, sex is the most important. Yes, without a little assault with a friendly weapon …
The Right to Bare All
I hate television. I don’t think I’ve ever owned one that got channels. I have to admit though, occasionally through cultural osmosis a show …
The Clothes Make the Clan
As a younger traveler, I’d march through the airport draped in rags held together with chains, safety-pins, and bits of shredded patriotism. Like gutter …